Cheesy mic chatter
Announcements when needed. Otherwise, the music talks.
Mobile DJ · Hertfordshire, London & the South East
A full dance floor, from first song to last.
DJ for weddings, birthdays and corporate events, with ten years’ experience alongside top function bands.
- 10 years behind the decks
- Booked 12+ months ahead
- £10m insured
Trusted by
- The Function Band
- Courtier Music
- Footballers, sultans & celebrities
01 Filmed from the booth
Real nights. Real dance floors.
Filmed on my phone from behind the decks. Tap any clip for sound.
Cool, but never cringe.
02 What I do
One DJ. Every kind of celebration.
03 Meet your DJ
Hi, I’m Tristan.
Ten years DJing alongside The Function Band and Courtier Music, at venues across Europe and for footballers, sultans and celebrities.
People book me for the mixing and the crowd reading. Cool, but never cringe.
Tristan
Vision Mobile DJ
Based in Hertford
Based in Hertford
04 The honest bit
What you won’t get from me.
Smoke machines
They set off fire alarms. Not worth it.
A tired, tatty setup
Clean, modern kit that looks as good as it sounds.
Music I can’t do justice
Afrobeats, grime or heavy hip-hop? I’ll honestly point you elsewhere.
Seventy years of music. One full floor.
05 How booking works
Simple, quick, no hard sell.
Today
Check your date
Form or WhatsApp. One minute.
Within 24 hours
Get your quote
A clear price. No upsell.
Before the night
Plan the music
Your must-plays and no-plays.
On the night
I fill the floor
Right through to the last song.
06 The setup
Looks smart. Sounds huge.
- Booth & decksClean, modern, professional
- Sound & lightingSized and styled for your room
- MicrophoneFor announcements
- Space neededAbout 2m × 1.5m
- Paperwork£10m public liability, PAT tested
07 Optional extras
Add a live performer.
Live sax or vocals over the DJ set. Same night, one booking.
Optional extra
Live sax
A saxophonist playing live over the DJ set. The big moments, turned up.
Add to my enquiry
Optional extra
Live vocals
A singer performing live over the mix, for the songs everyone knows.
Add to my enquiry08 Kind words
What people say after.
★★★★★
“Absolutely incredible! The dance floor was packed all night. Everyone is still talking about how amazing the music was.”
Sarah & JamesWedding, The Savoy
★★★★★
“Read the room perfectly. The transitions were seamless and the vibe was exactly what we wanted. A true professional.”
Emma Richardson40th birthday party
★★★★★
“Hired for our company summer party and he absolutely smashed it. Cool without being cringe, exactly what we needed.”
David ChenCorporate event, tech firm
★★★★★
“From our first dance to the last song, everything was perfect. The skilful mixing kept the energy high all night.”
Rachel & TomWedding, Lake Como
★★★★★
“Best DJ we've ever hired. Understood the brief instantly and delivered a set that had everyone on their feet.”
Michael TorresPrivate party
★★★★★
“Booked 14 months in advance and worth every second of the wait. Professional, talented, and genuinely lovely to work with.”
Lisa & MarkWedding, Claridge's
09 The music
Seventy years of floor-fillers.
Pick a vibe.
A taste, not a script. You send me your must-plays.
80s Bangers
Sample setlistHow far in advance should I book?
I'm usually booked 12+ months ahead, especially for weddings in peak season (May to September). The earlier you get in touch, the better your chances. I do occasionally have last-minute dates though, so it's always worth asking.
How much do you charge?
£600 for 3 hours, £700 for 4 hours, or £800 for 5 hours. That includes my full setup, travel within a reasonable distance and all the prep beforehand. Destination events are quoted separately. Send me your details and you'll have a tailored quote within 24 hours.
What music do you play?
My sweet spot is 80s bangers, 90s RnB, disco, funk & soul, modern house and Kisstory-style throwbacks: music that gets every generation on the floor. I'm less experienced with afrobeats, grime and heavy hip-hop, so if those are central to your event I might not be the best fit. I'd rather be honest upfront.
Do you take requests on the night?
Yes, within reason. Before the event we'll agree your must-plays and any songs to avoid. On the night I'll blend requests in where they fit, and if one would kill the energy I'll hold it for the right moment.
Do you bring your own equipment?
Yes. I arrive with a complete professional setup: speakers, lighting, DJ booth, cables and backups. It's modern and sleek, and looks great without taking over the room. If your venue has its own sound system or production company, I'm just as happy to plug in.
How much space do you need?
Not much. Around 2m × 1.5m for the booth, decks and speakers, plus a power socket nearby. I've set up everywhere from grand ballrooms to tight marquee corners, and I'll work with your venue on the best spot for sound and looks.
Do you use smoke machines?
No. In my experience they almost always set off fire alarms, especially in hotels and historic venues, which is the last thing you want mid-party. If atmosphere effects matter to you, your venue's production team can advise on safe alternatives.
What's your microphone style?
Simple, understated and to the point. No booming radio-DJ voice, no catchphrases, no talking over the music. I'll make announcements when they're needed (first dance, cake, last song) and otherwise let the music do the talking.
Do you travel?
Yes. I'm based in Hertford and regularly play across London and the South East, and I've DJed across Europe. UK events within a couple of hours are usually included in the price; destination events are quoted separately.
Can we chat before booking?
Of course. I'm happy to jump on a call or video chat, or meet in person if you're local. You should feel completely comfortable before you book. No pressure, no hard sell.
What happens if you're ill?
It's never happened in 10 years, but I have a network of trusted, experienced DJs who could step in at short notice. I'd never leave you without cover, and I'd personally brief whoever stepped in.
Are you insured?
Yes. I carry £10 million public liability insurance and all my equipment is PAT tested. I can send the certificates straight to your venue. Most venues ask for them, so I'm used to it.
Now taking 2027 bookings
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Tell me about your event. I’ll reply within 24 hours.
- A reply within 24 hours
- No hard sell, no obligation
- Fully insured, £10m public liability
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